— kutty-sark: LoliRock fanart. I love this serial...

megatraven

discodeerdiary

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr fake etymologist

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Did you know that when people say "hey dial it down" that's a reference to the old days of the internet when you'd "dial up" to get online and "dial down" to get off and touch grass

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When you say you're a "fan" of something it's because you "make it cool"

pocket-deer-boy

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr etymology fact checker

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You're gonna tell everyone I'm correct about everything right? *venmos you $30* *venmos you $50*

weirdgirljulia

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr investigative reporter focusing on etymology fact checking fraud

discodeerdiary

[calling my cousin in the mafia] Hey remember when you said you owe me one

soapysuddz

teaboot

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

teaboot

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Facts
Logic
Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

Open sores

headspace-hotel

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

soapysuddz

foxbirdy

The cover page for a digital comic. A trailhead information board stands in a lush green forest, with a trail map, and two signs pinned to the wood. The text on the signs read: "BY BECKETT JONES" and "THE TRAVELER'S WARNING."

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a work boot, a leather-bound journal, a compass, and a colorful rock bracelet. The first panel is a Forest Service gate on a dirt road, slightly ajar. The road goes out of sight into leafy green shadows. There is one wooden sign nailed to a tree, and two white and green signs secured to the gate. The text on these signs reads: "TRAVELER, STOP! IF YOU TAKE THIS ROAD YOU WILL BE FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED FOR BETTER OR WORSE." The second panel is a crumbling concrete barrier on gray, driving rain. There are evergreen trees in the background. There is a hand symbol pointing to the right engraved into the barrier, and text that reads: "YOU WILL RETURN FROM THIS JOURNEY IRRECOVERABLY ALTERED IN WAYS" The third panel is a waterfall with conifer trees, behind a glossy red sign with "no swimming"white symbols. White text on the sign reads: "YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND BEFORE YOU UNDERGO THIS TRANSFORMATION."

Two comic panels on an off-white background. An espresso machine portafilter is pictured in the negative space in the page. The first panel is of a red rock slot canyon, with a rushing green river at the base. A rusted yellow sign stands in the water, with a flash flood symbol and text that reads: "NO ONE ON EARTH WILL UNDERSTAND THE METAMORPHOSIS" The second panel is a wooden sign hanging from the eaves of a roof, in front of a snow mountain scene. Stars twinkle in the night sky. Warm red text on the sign reads: "EXCEPT THOSE WHO EXPERIENCED IT WITH YOU. THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU." There is an arrow symbol and two foamy mugs also depicted on the sign.

Two comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a key ring, a pocketknife, a stuffed toy bluebird, and a bandana. The first panel is a road with a center stripe in a sagebrush plain, with big orange clouds in the sky. A coyote slinks across the road. A big green highway sign with white arrows reads: "MAY CEASE TO TRULY KNOW YOU. WALKING BACKWARDS WILL NOT HELP YOU" The second panel is of a high alpine wildflower meadow, with a glaciated Mount Tahoma in the background. A wooden stake reads: "WALKING FORWARDS"

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a headlamp, a trowel, and a plant sprig in a ziplock bag. The first panel is a wildfire sunset above a barbed wire fence surrounded by blooming fireweed and evergreens. An orange wildfire hazard sign reads: "IS INEVITABLE YOU CANNOT STAND STILL" A gray jay sits on the top of the sign, eyeing the viewer. The second panel shows a dilapidated wooden shack, covered in moss and white and orange mushrooms. Evergreens and leafy undergrowth surround the structure, and a Pacific gray tree frog sits on a leaf in the foreground. Text carved into the wood reads: "YOU MAY NO LONGER RECOGNIZE YOUR HOME" The third panel is a chinook salmon run in a green forest. Underwater reeds flow on the river. A white sign nailed to a tree trunk, with water symbols and text that reads: "IT CANNOT STAND STILL EITHER."

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page including an ammonite fossil on a leather cord, a green nalgene, a peach, and a pulaski. The first panel shows a gray ocean storm, with waves crashing against big, dark rocks. A tsunami hazard zone sign reads: "IF YOU SURVIVE THIS" The second panel shows a round orange bouy floating in a sea illuminated by bioluminescent plankton. Stars glitter overhead. Text on the bout reads: "YOU WILL BECOME PART OF A WORLD" The third panel shows a pair of dolphins in the water, adjacent to a white boat. A red sticker on the gunwhale reads: "THAT DOES NOT YET EXIST"

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects depicted in the negative space of the page include a pair of sunglasses and a machete. The first panel shows a dessicated greater frigatebird cradled in the branches of a tree on a sandy shoreline. Pink flagging has been tied to a branch, and black handwriting reads: "IF YOU DIE HERE" The second panel shows a blacktip reef shark swimming on a coral reef. And underwater sign affixed to steel chain shows a skull and crossbones, and text that reads: "YOU WILL COME BACK" The third panel is a GPS unit held up to the sky, showing a GPS track and text that reads "WRONG." Seabirds fly overhead.

Three comic panels on an off-white background. Objects shown the negative space of the page are a snickerdoodle cookie and hale koa flowers threaded on a string. The first panel shows a pair of hands holding a sooty tern with a radio tag. Another pair of hands write in a notebook, and handwritten text on the page reads: "TRAVELER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" The second panel shows the leg of the sooty tern, which has been fitted with a birdband. The third panel is a pair of fingers holding the birdband so that engraved text faces the viewer. The text reads "AND NOW YOU MUST GO."

A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

littlehungrywarrior

dwinkus

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

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my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

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hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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like she’s bringing me dead mice

ionmars10

@textposttropes

Walking Techbane

goblinization

picsthatmakeyougohmm

reticent-artificer

bleunicorn

kirbyofthestars

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

kirbyofthestars

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

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OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

kirbyofthestars

defeat.

westernponies

horsesarecreatures

Grace Got You - Quarter Horse

Source: instagram.com

littlehungrywarrior

vampireapologist

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

wuackamole

hate to burst your fantasy, but

1) vampires don’t show up in film

2) vampires can’t cross moving water much less sit at the bottom of the ocean

vampireapologist

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

quietduckpond

prideprejudce

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

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