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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
megatraven
astraltrickster:
“spamaohno:
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“the new park by my house has some interesting features
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real ones know why looking at this image immediately fills you with dread
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#okay whats funny is that in singapore there was a park with...
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discodeerdiary

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr fake etymologist

discodeerdiary

Did you know that when people say "hey dial it down" that's a reference to the old days of the internet when you'd "dial up" to get online and "dial down" to get off and touch grass

discodeerdiary

When you say you're a "fan" of something it's because you "make it cool"

pocket-deer-boy

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr etymology fact checker

discodeerdiary

You're gonna tell everyone I'm correct about everything right? *venmos you $30* *venmos you $50*

weirdgirljulia

Gonna start a promising new career as a Tumblr investigative reporter focusing on etymology fact checking fraud

discodeerdiary

[calling my cousin in the mafia] Hey remember when you said you owe me one

teaboot
teaboot

When faced with two enemies, refusal to ally with the lesser for the sake of defeating the greater really only serves to plant two boots up your own ass, doesn't it

teaboot

I once helped a group of pro-lifers raise money for a shelter for single mothers in the area.

It wasn't a rally- there just happened to be a lot of pro-life and a lot of pro-choice people with time to volunteer, who all agreed that it was important to provide shelter to people who couldn't support their families alone.

And I think about that a lot, some days. Because what if what I did somehow supported a group I believe to be unethical? What if my actions benefitted my enemy?

But my enemy that day wasn't them, and their enemy that day wasn't me. Our mutual enemy that day was poverty, and underfunded, and political apathy, and I we hadn't been able to agree on that for the sake of a greater agenda, the people we both cared about would have paid the most for it.

On another day, in another fight, I'd happily punt any of those other workers right out a window. But right then, we needed to put that aside for a second, and focus on something else- and we did. And we accomplished a lot.

I don't think that refusing association out of a misplaced sense of pride and ideological purity isn't going to get us anywhere on any battlefield, my guys.

I think a big part of why we don't accomplish much is because we define ourselves by opposition of that which we hate, at the expense of what we love.

teaboot

The enemy of my enemy might not be my friend, but two can curbstomp better than one

soapysuddz
teaboot

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

teaboot

things people expect in a political confrontation:

  1. Facts
  2. Logic
  3. Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

  1. Open sores
headspace-hotel

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

littlehungrywarrior
dwinkus

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

dwinkus

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

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hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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like she’s bringing me dead mice

ionmars10

@textposttropes

Walking Techbane

littlehungrywarrior
vampireapologist

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

wuackamole

hate to burst your fantasy, but

1) vampires don’t show up in film

2) vampires can’t cross moving water much less sit at the bottom of the ocean

vampireapologist

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

jacobtheloofah
fluffmugger:
“ryttu3k:
“uberguber89:
“night-dark-woods:
“n7punk:
“eroticcannibal:
“jimtheviking:
“kyrare:
“paxamericana:
“you’re hearing it more and more
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Spotify Premium ad: “Imagine playing music without interruptions!
Infinite skipping! Replay...
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you’re hearing it more and more

kyrare

Spotify Premium ad: “Imagine playing music without interruptions!
Infinite skipping! Replay the song you want! And even do it offline? No ads! Whatever songs you want! For a small monthly payme-”
Me: *nods, turns off Spotify and turns on my MP3 player and does all the things they offer, but for free and with songs they don’t even have*

jimtheviking

For those of you who might not know how to do any of this:

  • To convert CD audio into mp3s, you just follow the steps here
  • To play mp3 files, you download an mp3 player like Winamp here and away you go
  • On mobile? There are plenty of free mp3 players for your phone available, too, so check them out

You don’t need to be tethered to an online streaming service for your music. Be free.

eroticcannibal

You can also rip audio files from youtube and find files all over the internet. It is far easier to come across great and lesser known music if you dont limit yourself to spotify.

n7punk

Here’s a tutorial on how to get the music and playlists you like with unlimited listening/downloads. This is a free way to do it that I believe is a balance between cost, time, and pros & cons:

If you have the CDs, it will be easier to rip them. Most music managers include this feature and you will have all the track information loaded into the file. There are also pirate websites where you can download entire albums with their metadata attached, but there could be risks associated (I would worry more about viruses than lawsuits these days, though). Deciding a method for acquiring music is a balance of the required time, the alternative costs, and other pros/cons like supporting the artist or taking the risk of pirating sites.

1. Find the song on Youtube. YT has pretty much every song at this point, usually in comparable quality to what you would get on a streaming service.

This is great if you already listen to music on Youtube, but there might be a better method for going direct from Spotify, though this will work either way. The main downside to this method is that official music (and even lyric) videos sometimes have non-music portions so you might have to listen to the whole thing to be sure. SponsorBlock will highlight non-music sections for most artists, so if you have it installed you can tell at a glance if this is the case.

2. Download the audio from YT. There are many ways to download YT videos completely for free. It’s probably against the YT terms of service, but you’re not going to get sued.

I like y2mate for downloading YT videos (or their audio in mp3s) because it’s a simple, ad-free website. You just paste in the URL for the video you want to download. Sometimes it’s laggy and you have to come back later, but usually after a few moments the video loads, you select your download quality (the highest), and then save it. For easy file management, download everything in folders for the Artist, and then sub folders for the Album, and name the MP3 file the “song name”.mp3.

3. Upload to your music player/manager of choice. The file will currently be lacking metadata (Artist, Album, track number, etc) and will be added to the library as a song with its title set as the file name minus its .mp3 extension. Various music players/managers have different ways to add metadata (usually accessed by right-clicking the song) with varying ease.

iTunes is free and and logical if you have an iPhone, but limited in its capabilities. I do all my management/listening in MusicBee (free for Windows) because of its playlist and management features, as well as having a very customizable interface. You can set it to scan the folders you download music to so it will automatically load things into your library, or do so manually. Once loaded into MusicBee, you can batch edit an entire album’s metadata at once easily with Auto-Tagging. Auto-Tag can fetch the details from the internet and fill in artist, tracks, album artwork, etc and save that information to the mp3 file. You can edit this manually if needed too. Drag and drop the edited songs to any other player you may want to add them to so it can find the files.

4. Now you can use the player of your choice to listen endlessly, form playlists, etc. Some free music managers also have music discovery/recommendation features for expanding your collection.

MusicBee allows you to create playlists with folders, subfolders, and dynamic features. You can export these playlists for cross-platform play on other computers with MusicBee installed. I think the playlist features on MusicBee are better than what is on streaming services. You can create an auto-playlist of your recently-added music so you can easily find the ones that are new and might need need editing, adding to other playlists, etc. I have custom tags for music by LGBT artists, sapphic love songs, and more. I also drag-and-drop these playlists directly into iTunes so I have them on my phone too (you can do this to make a new playlist or just edit/add songs to a current one).

There are many music managers/players, including cross-platform ones with streaming, though they usually have fees for that feature. Because you aren’t streaming the music and rather storing it, you’ll need space on each device you want to play the music on, but memory is cheap these days.

You can buy a 2TB external harddrive for less than Spotify or Youtube Premium costs for six months, so having to store the songs isn’t much of a downside. Plus, the song will never “leave the service”, you can listen to it offline, etc.

I do encourage people to pay for art, especially from small, independent artists. You have to pay for art if you want to keep it alive, but there is debate over if streaming services are really “paying the artist”. Alternatives include buying and ripping CDs, purchasing merch or tour tickets (where artists make a lot of their money), etc to support them with something other than streaming views.

night-dark-woods

ID. a tweet from Don Hughes @/getfiscal dated Feb 18 21. it reads, “Started imagining paying for Spotify for the next thirty or so years and got a bit dizzy, cancelled a bunch of subscriptions, installed Linux on my computer and then pulled out my old CDs to rip. Going caveman.” End ID.

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ryttu3k

Seconding MusicBee! Also, you can use a library subscription to access Freegal, which allows (depending on your library system) up to five free downloads a week. Completely free, actually legal, yours to keep, no DRM or any crap like that.

For indie producers, always check if they have something like Bandcamp! Bandcamp lets you download as well, and has significantly higher royalties going to the actual artists (Spotify pays them… very little).

fluffmugger

Jsyk, winamp rips cds natively.  You can set whatever bitrate you like.  Been doing *that* since last century.